I bet you didn't know they existed... just like no one knew about the reindeer games until Rudolph couldn't play. There are some games that only an exceptional few - ever more increasing, get to play. I will admit that some of these all women play but they are played more frequently than the general population
52 Fake Out: In which you put together your wardrobe selection in hopes to create an optical illusion of skinny.
Front View, Side View: Kinda like red light. green light but instead of being played with peers, its played with a mirror in which you hope that the front view and side view are on good speaking terms and make for a decent outfit.
Name That Food: This one is played mainly at restaurants so you can explain to the world that you eat healthy food options more than unhealthy ones. You can just blurt out the amount of salad and fruit you've been eating or how infrequently you eat the fattening stuff everyone is salvating over.
Sweat That: This one is involuntary for most...but you start sweating at the drop of excitement...any time the temperature goes about 68.5 degrees F. No I am not happy to see you...I'm HOT!
Oh yeah...there are songs too....
I Wish...You remember the song "I was a little bit taller, I was I was a baller..." but change it to I wish I was a little bit taller (who doesn't want to be taller), I was I was smaller, I wish I could hide this fat in a bat...
All jokes aside, sometimes I'm very sensitive about this area of my life...who am I kidding. I am always sensitive and even with the progress I've seen and the progress others see I still feel like I'm not doing enough and I'm not close to being there. It's just that most times my self-esteem is in high gear to make me say whatever...but on those days when its not - I cry.
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